So, you want to be a riffer?
How To Audition
Auditioning to be a riffer is easy as pie. Find an awful piece of erotica, make fun of it, and send it to me! Submission methods are included at the bottom of this page.
One of the best type of auditions is to take one of the stories I've already riffed alone and add your own comments to it. I always have more fun when I'm not only riffing on the story, but also off the comments of the others joining me in the pain!
You can either read my LST3Ks ( Link to series on "My Work" ) and copy the one you want to riff on from Literotica, or you can right-click on and "save as" one of the links below, which are RTF copies of riffs I did alone, ready to add your own comments to.
LST3K Ep. 01 | LST3K Ep. 04 | LST3K Ep. 06 | LST3K Ep. 07 | LST3K Ep. 09 | LST3K Ep. 10 | LST3K Ep. 11 | LST3K Ep. 12
But, you're not limited to only the stories I've riffed. Unlike donations, which I require author permission for, auditions are private. They're between you and me. Thus, you can pick any awful piece of porn writing you want, add your comments to it, and send it along! Because nobody else is going to see the audition, there's no need to ask for permission from the author. You're just using the story to demonstrate your wit to me.
If the audition is good enough, and you do have permission from the original author, it could very well go directly from audition to live posting, though!
Preferred Formats
Regardless of how you submit your audition, there's a standard that I prefer for adding comments. Wherever you want to break the story up to add a comment, hit "Return" to go to a new line, and type your comment there in bold. You can change the color if you wish, but the bold helps keep the comments separate from the text of the original story.
If you've read any of my LST3Ks, you know that I will sometimes break in mid-sentence of a story, if that's the place I think the comment will have the most impact. Wherever in the text you think your comment hits hardest with the funny, that's where you should break it up.
If you're going to send me a document, I can open nearly any document format under the sun via Word and Wordperfect. For maximum compatibility, it's best if you save in RTF, DOC ( Word ), or WPD ( Wordperfect ). If you aren't using Word or Wordperfect, then RTF is probably the best choice.
Audition Submission Methods
If you're a member of the website, you can send me a Private Message on the forum. If the riffed story is short enough, you can paste it into the PM. Or, you can ask for my email address to send it to me directly.
Another way you can go if you're a member of the website it to take advantage of the Donations/Auditions Forum Topics here will remain private unless you tell me otherwise. The forum simply provides an easy way for you to send your riff to me. You can put the riff into your post, or add it as an attachment to your post.
Finally, you can use my Contact Form to request my email address so you can send me a riff audition, if you don't wish to sign up for the website.