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Donate your story!
There are several ways you can donate your story to the cause. Please take a moment to review my guidelines for donating a story. After these guidelines you'll find the various means you can donate your awful erotica to the cause!
Guidelines
I will only accept donations from the original author of the piece. Don't just send me an awful story you found while browsing the internet. Even if the story is from an anonymous source, I still won't accept it. I want to ensure that the author of the piece has just as much fun with the riff as the riffers and readers do!
If possible, include some sort of verification that the story belongs to you. The best way to do this is to link to the story posted somewhere online where the author can be contacted. I'll then use the contact information on the website to confirm that the person donating the story and the person writing the story are one and the same.
If the story is unpublished ( which is hardly unlikely, considering the type of stories I'm asking for ) then you'll need to include a statement of permission with your donation that includes a valid email. I will not make this email address public. Upon confirming that the address is valid and that you wish to make the donation, I'll move on to the next step. I will then search the internet for the story, and if I find it anywhere, the donation will be rejected and the author of the story contacted if possible.
The best type of stories to riff on are those that are unintentionally bad. If you thought you had something good going, and then realized it was awful after the fact, that's what I'm looking for! It's not out of the question for me to rip on an intentionally cheezy story, but accidently awfulness always seems to generate a stronger laugh factor.
If there are typos, spelling errors, grammar errors, misused words, etc. in there - leave them! Often, these provide vast potential for humor. This also opens the door for first drafts. Perhaps you have a story that eventually turned into something good, but the original draft was absolutely awful.
Donation Methods
If you're a member of the website, you can send me a Private Message on the forum. If the story is short enough, you can paste it into the PM. Or, you can ask for my email address to send it to me directly.
Another way you can go if you're a member of the website it to take advantage of the Donations/Auditions Forum Topics here will remain private unless you tell me otherwise. The forum simply provides an easy way for you to send your story to me. You can put the story into your post, or add it as an attachment to your post.
Finally, you can use my Contact Form to request my email address so you can send me a story, if you don't wish to sign up for the website.
