Reject Reality

Had to stop and modify my own upload limit, because I hit it in that last post LOL

I thought about putting this in the "More" part of my work listings, much the same as the cover browser, but decided that eventually, I'm going to have to recode the whole site for some updates.  I may as well just do this bit from scratch, rather than having to adapt something I've already coded once.

So, for the curious, I thought I'd post the images I use in my forum signature to advertise my stories posted to Lush.  It's been through an evolution, moving to larger banners in the present time, with some of the older banners being smaller.  So that's the difference there.

Lush doesn't allow oral/genital or genital/genital contact in signatures, so I've had to do some tricky editing to make some of these work.  LOL  I typically also hide nipples, just because.  Click on the thumbnails to see the full-size banner.

Stocking Stuffer made it as #12.  Looks like Sherry might actually be 13.  It accelerated significantly during the recent flurry of releases at Lush.

Speaking of Lush, I completed 80% of the categories to earn my prolific writer badge.  Not many more categories to earn Omnium, which is for writing in all story categories.

I'm also on the verge of a silly milestone I've had for some time.  I have a title starting with every letter on Lush except Y.  Of course, that includes Les and Dark stories, but most of the coverage actually comes from RR.  When I cover that one ( already a story planned ) it will meet my goal of having a title with every letter across my whole catalog, as well as on Lush.

The full goal is a title with every letter of the alphabet, in every pen name, on every site.  Dark has the most ground to cover there, followed by Les.  RR is only off by a maximum of three letters on Lit, and two on SOL.

Well, it's been almost two years, but I finally decided to take advantage of Lit's new statistic download capability to update my Lit stats.

http://www.darkniciad.com/hotlink_pics/all_3_names_12_18.htm

After all this time, across all 3 pen names, I'm up by 32,208 votes, 2,810,687 views, 373 PCs, 3,076 Favs, and 220,454 words on Lit.

Now that I know how to modify the downloaded .csv, it should be quicker the next time I go about it.  The new stats page looks a little different because I used as much of the downloaded data as possible without modification.

Not sure whether I'll do an update to SOL and Lush.  Still have to do that the caveman way, and the thought makes me go ugh...

Quick preview of "White Knight to Queen's Nook", which will probably go up tomorrow on Lush and SOL.
 

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Though he’d hoped for a more exciting evening, beating Harry in a game of chess was at least something.

Peter’s hopes had been rather lofty, considering how introverted he was. Having access to the car for the first time while his parents were out of town wasn’t going to change that. It was nice to toot the horn and wave at people he knew, though. There was an undeniable freedom that came with driving yourself, as opposed to being ferried around by your parents.

As he walked out to the car, it was hard to miss the flashing red and blue lights a couple of blocks behind Harry’s house. There were no sirens, but the way the sky and buildings he could see were lighting up, he knew there had to be more than one police vehicle on scene. That made him nervous.

As he turned to get in the car and hurry home, he was startled by a female voice calling out, “Hey! Hello!â€

Pete turned around and was surprised to see a blonde woman half-jogging toward him through the yard between Harry’s house and the neighbor’s. She was wearing a short skirt, and a tight top that – despite the darkness – displayed her large, bouncing breasts to good effect. Stunned by her beauty and her unexpected appearance, he froze and stared as she approached.

She looked nervous, and glanced behind her just before she reached him. When she turned back, she asked, “Is there any chance you could give me a ride?â€

“I... Uhm...†he stammered, unable to think with the beautiful woman standing in front of him. His eyes, acting as if they had a will of their own, kept drifting down to her displayed cleavage.

She let out an exasperated sigh, and then topped every other shock he’d received in the last minute or two. She grabbed the tail of her top, yanked it upward, and bared her braless breasts for a fraction of a second.

“I’ll let you have a good look if you just get me out of here,†she promised while stuffing her tits back in her top.

The next thing he knew, he was pulling out his key fob, nodding, and unlocking the doors. The moment the sound announced that the doors were unlocked, she said, “Thanks,†and hurried toward the car. Instead of climbing into the front seat, she instead got in the back, and sprawled out on the back seat.

“Hurry,†she pleaded when he didn’t move.

On autopilot, with his brain a complete muddle, he walked around to the driver’s side. He looked at her when he climbed in the car to see her waving her hand, indicating that she wanted to go.

“Are you in trouble with the police?†he asked as he sat down.

“Not as long as you get me out of here,†she hissed from the back seat.

“I just...†he began.

Before he could gather his thoughts to continue, she said, “Look, I was at a party, and it got busted. I was lucky that I was outside, so I was able to see the cops pulling up and run. I can’t get busted for underage drinking again. That’s it. Just get me out of here. Please.â€

It was some small comfort that he wasn’t aiding and abetting a felon. Even nerds got into trouble sometimes, so he could sympathize. He started the car and asked, “Where to?â€

Just a quick, WOOT WOOT!

Agents of Shield Season 6 just wrapped shooting, and was immediately renewed for Season 7!

AOS until at least 2020

At least there's some good news after losing Stan Lee. 

"Her Own Skin" has broken through as my #11 Famous Story at Lush.  In a couple of weeks, "Mom's Stocking Stuffer" should make the jump as well.

I actually ended up working on a short to fill the bisexual category at Lush.  Finally figured out an angle that I liked on a many times scrapped and restarted story.  At the moment, it's the most likely next release.

"Mom's Second Chance" made it over the threshold recently, my #10 famous story.  "Her Own Skin" and "Mom's Stocking Stuffer" will almost certainly pass the threshold in the next month, bringing me up to 12.

I've been struggling with writer's block.  Specifically, work has been creeping below my not-particularly-high bar of plausibility.  I hit that point, and the story loses me.  Some have gone back to formula.  Others have been backspace significantly.

I've also been playing RPGs, which is my go-to for recharging my batteries.  100% achievements on FF4: The After Years and FF6.  Picked up FF5 as well ( the one in the series from 1-6 that I've replayed the least ) but I'm not binging on it the way I did the first two.  I caught the fever from After Years, because it was a game I had never played, but with all the classic characters and gameplay of a classic I adore.  That finally waned in the slog to get the achievement for all of Gau's rages.  LOL

As always, after an RPG reboot, I'll probably hit fantasy work when I kick back into gear.  "Gates of Enchantment" has been occupying my muse space recently, working out a logic problem that had brought me up short.  I simply need to change the location of a scene, and that solves that problem.

High probability that "Tangled Coils" will get started as well.

Well, it's been almost a month.  Here's how the current view order shapes up.

Merry Ex-Mas 28840 | 28970 | 29103 = 132/m = Mar. 2019
Send in the Clone 28356 | 28594 | 28807 = 225/m = Jan. 2019
Taste of Sherry 28395 | 28587 | 28761 = 183/m = Mar. 2019
Mom's Second Chance 26051 | 27214 | 28378 = 1163/m = Oct. 2018
One Incredible Costume 27546 | 27714 | 27925 = 189/m = Jun. 2019
Mom's Stocking Stuffer 22636 | 24778 | 26400 = 1882/m = Oct. 2018
Her Own Skin ???? | 19565 | 25234 = 5669/m = Sept. 2018
Her Cut to the Chase 24501 | 24866 | 25031 = 265/m = Feb. 2020
Fixed Wright Up 23335 | 23904 | 24238 = 451/m = Oct. 2019
Milf Allie 23737 | 23873 | 23958 = 110/m = Mar. 2023
Three Alarm 23663 | 23757 | 23808 = 72/m = Nov. 2025
Good Will 23251 | 23343 | 23418 = 83/m = Apr. 2025
Kitty in the Cream 22178 | 22249 | 22343 = 82/m = Jun. 2026
Quite Neighborly 20212 | 21114 | 21886 = 837/m = Jul. 2019
Hard Times 21692 | 21789 | 21846 = 77/m = Jun. 2027
Souvenir 20505 | 20642 | 20735 = 115/m = Apr. 2025
Jerk 20581 | 20637 | 20697 = 58/m = Jan. 2032
Summer's Heat 20472 | 20575 | 20690 = 109/m = Oct. 2025
 
Leaving this viable list, sorted by expected famous date, at current growth rates:

Her Own Skin ???? | 19565 | 25234 = 5669/m = Sept. 2018
Mom's Second Chance 26051 | 27214 | 28378 = 1163/m = Oct. 2018
Mom's Stocking Stuffer 22636 | 24778 | 26400 = 1882/m = Oct. 2018
Send in the Clone 28356 | 28594 | 28807 = 225/m = Jan. 2019
Merry Ex-Mas 28840 | 28970 | 29103 = 132/m = Mar. 2019
Taste of Sherry 28395 | 28587 | 28761 = 183/m = Mar. 2019
One Incredible Costume 27546 | 27714 | 27925 = 189/m = Jun. 2019
Fixed Wright Up 23335 | 23904 | 24238 = 451/m = Oct. 2019
Quite Neighborly 20212 | 21114 | 21886 = 837/m = Jul. 2019
Her Cut to the Chase 24501 | 24866 | 25031 = 265/m = Feb. 2020

One thing is absolutely clear: Reluctant MILFs are my big seller at Lush.  Not only this list, but those that are already famous/legendary are dominated by that particular genre.  We'll see if "Her Own Skin" maintains the current momentum, since it's so new.

Now, on to Legendary, only using the last month's new views, rather than the longer average I have for Holly:

We'll give it another look in a month, and see if Her Own Skin has actually maintained its pace and made it to famous

Labor Day has crossed the threshold.  As predicted, Send in the Clone passed Sherry because it's at the top of my story list on Lush.  Thought I'd update the original list with current numbers.  Including a story that's about to break into this list.
 
Merry Ex-Mas 28840 | 28970
Taste of Sherry 28395 | 28587
Send in the Clone 28356 | 28594
One Incredible Costume 27546 | 27714
Mom's Second Chance 26051 | 27214
Her Cut to the Chase 24501 | 24866
Milf Allie 23737 | 23873
Three Alarm 23663 | 23757
Fixed Wright Up 23335 | 23904
Good Will 23251 | 23343
Mom's Stocking Stuffer 22636 | 24778
Kitty in the Cream 22178 | 22249
Hard Times 21692 | 21789
Jerk 20581 | 20637
Souvenir 20505 | 20642
Summer's Heat 20472 | 20575
Quite Neighborly 20212 | 21114
Her Own Skin ???? | 19565
 
So, the new order is:

01 Merry Ex-Mas 28840 | 28970 (+0) (+130) = 32 Per = 8 Mos. = Mar. 2019
02 Send in the Clone 28356 | 28594 (+1) (+238) = 59 Per = 6 Mos. = Jan. 2019
03 Taste of Sherry 28395 | 28587 (-1) (+192) = 48 Per = 7 Mos. = Feb. 2019
04 One Incredible Costume 27546 | 27714 (+0) (+168) = 42 Per = 13.5 Mos. = Oct. 2019
05 Mom's Second Chance 26051 | 27214 (+0) (+1163) = 290 Per = 2.5 Mos. = Oct. 2018
06 Her Cut to the Chase 24501 | 24866 (+0)(+365) = 91 Per = 14 Mos. = Oct. 2019
07 Mom's Stocking Stuffer 22636 | 24778 (+4) (+2142) = 535 Per = 2.5 Mos. = Oct. 2018
08 Fixed Wright Up 23335 | 23904 (+1) (+569) = 142 Per = 11 Mos. = July 2019
09 Milf Allie 23737 | 23873 (-2) (+136) = 34 Per = 45 Mos. = 2022
10 Three Alarm 23663 | 23757 (-2) (+94) = 23 Per = 68 Mos. = 2024
11 Good Will 23251 | 23343 (-1) (+92) = 23 Per = 72 mos. = 2024
12 Kitty in the Cream 22178 | 22249 (+0) (+71) = 18 Per = 108 Mos. = 2027
13 Hard Times 21692 | 21789 (+0) (+97) = 24 Per = 86 Mos. = 2025
14 Quite Neighborly 20212 | 21114 (+3) (+902) = 225 Per = 10 Mos. = Jun. 2019
15 Souvenir 20505 | 20642 (+0) (+57) = 14 Per = 167 Mos. = 2032
16 Jerk 20581 | 20637 (-2) (+56) = 14 Per = 167 Mos. = 2032
17 Summer's Heat 20472 | 20575 (+0) (+103) = 25 Per = 94 Mos. = 2026
18 Her Own Skin ???? | 19565 (+0) (-)
 
The incest stories are climbing more quickly than I realized, and are likely to pass everything above them soon.  It's obvious that 20k isn't realistic, either.  Perhaps some stories might be.  Quite Neighborly is climbing at a surprisingly steady clip.  Her Own Skin, though brand new, is gaining views at a surprising rate.
 
A more viable list to bother promoting ( once above 28k ) is:
 
01 Merry Ex-Mas 28840 | 28970 (+0) (+130) = 32 Per = 8 Mos. = Mar. 2019
02 Send in the Clone 28356 | 28594 (+1) (+238) = 59 Per = 6 Mos. = Jan. 2019
03 Taste of Sherry 28395 | 28587 (-1) (+192) = 48 Per = 7 Mos. = Feb. 2019
04 One Incredible Costume 27546 | 27714 (+0) (+168) = 42 Per = 13.5 Mos. = Oct. 2019
05 Mom's Second Chance 26051 | 27214 (+0) (+1163) = 290 Per = 2.5 Mos. = Oct. 2018
06 Her Cut to the Chase 24501 | 24866 (+0)(+365) = 91 Per = 14 Mos. = Oct. 2019
07 Mom's Stocking Stuffer 22636 | 24778 (+4) (+2142) = 535 Per = 2.5 Mos. = Oct. 2018
08 Fixed Wright Up 23335 | 23904 (+1) (+569) = 142 Per = 11 Mos. = July 2019
14 Quite Neighborly 20212 | 21114 (+3) (+902) = 225 Per = 10 Mos. = Jun. 2019
18 Her Own Skin ???? | 19565 (+0) (-)

We'll see how things look in another month or so.  For now, those are the only stories that can realistically make it to 30k in a year and a half.  That would put me at 19 Famous stories at that point.

Nude Holly Day was at 68k in November of 2017.  It's currently at 75k.  So, at about 875 views per month, it could be legendary in Dec. 2020.  A couple of other stories, which are kinda recent, are over 50k.  For later checks, here's all three of those.

Nude Holly Day 75109

Dip In The Lake 57645

A Fine Substitute 50397

We'll see how things look with those in a while.

Plans change.  LOL

Once I finished "Her Flock", I realized that the best way to fill two other, similar categories, was to continue with those characters ( and some new ones ).  So, the one I'm working on now is "Feeding Her Flock" which takes place the next day, and will fill the BDSM category.  It concentrates on the B for Bondage, and fulfills the fantasy Kayla touched upon in the first story — creampie eating.  So, if that's not your thing, you'll probably want to skip that one.  LOL

The next story after that will fill the spanking category, and is called "Taming Her Flock".  This one is all female, so those who aren't into the female dominating male thing may enjoy it more.  It's a natural extension of something touched upon early in "Feeding Her Flock"

The series could continue after that, but that's the last of my ideas, driven by the desire to fill categories.  I hadn't come up with anything for them previously, so I'm jumping on the brainstorm.

The plan after that is to move to the other category fillers mentioned above, with breaks for Milf fun, contest stories, and anything else that might pop into my head.

First draft of "Hooters" is done for the Lush "Sizzling Summer" contest.

While it's sitting and simmering for a couple of days, I think I'll work on that new Darkniciad story, as well as start "Her Flock".  May as well get the second story to match with "His Gift" for the Ebook, so it doesn't hang out there as long as Lotion Motion did.

It's going to be an almost all sex quickie, so it probably won't take long.

"Hooters" will fill the outdoors category at Lush.  "Fill 'Er Up" just filled occupations.  "Her Flock" will fill Femdom.  "At Heaven's Bate" will fill Teen.  I have a story called "Wingman" in the planning stages for the uniform category.  'Invited" is planned to fill the Bisexual category.

Probably won't be long before I have at least the "Prolific Writer" badge, working my way toward "Omnium".

"Invited" will be Bi-male, so it will wait until I've filled the Gay Male category, and be paired with that for the Ebook.  Still not even an inkling of what I'm going to write for GM.

A quick preview of my new, upcoming story, "Fill 'Er Up".
 
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Liam tossed the empty bag in the garbage can, having filled the windshield wash buckets for the last time. He checked his phone, and saw that he only had five minutes left in his last day.

He took his time walking back from the diesel fuel island, burning up one of those five minutes. Tomorrow, his evening would be free. He wasn’t entirely sure what he was going to do with it, truth to be told. He had plans for the weekend, but everyone would be busy on a Thursday night.

There were only a few short weeks of freedom before he headed off to college, so he was going to make the most of them. He knew that much.

Back inside, the place was filled with conversation and laughter, as it usually was. There were larger truck stops, in more convenient locations, but most of the local truckers all stopped at Mel’s, and word had spread to long-distance drivers. The kitchen was open 24/7, and the food was good. The bathrooms and showers were clean. The shelves were always well stocked.

If asked, every one of the truckers would have only considered those amenities an afterthought, though. To a man, they were there to see Flo, Jen, Abbie, or Mel herself. All in their late 30s or early 40s, they were attractive, and flirtatious in the extreme.

Redheaded Mel was filling coffee cups in the dining area. She was wearing a pleated skirt, which hid her gorgeous ass, but showed off her equally incredible legs. Her low-cut top revealed ample cleavage, and she made sure to bend down frequently while filling cups, so everyone got a good look.

Liam wasn’t excluded from the peeks, or the flirting. No man was. He wasn’t immune, either. The last couple of years, the ladies had charmed him into working long shifts, and coming in on his days off many a time. They all had a place in his spank bank of masturbation fantasies.

Mel finished her rounds as Liam walked up to the main counter, where blonde-haired Abbie was entrancing truckers as she rang them up.

“There’s our traitor,†Mel teased as she approached.

“Leaving us high and dry,†Abbie agreed. She addressed the driver at the counter and said, “He’s quitting on us, running off to college.â€

“Must be nuts,†the driver said with a grin. “I’d never leave.â€

Abbie winked and said, “I know you wouldn’t, sugar.â€

“Tried everything to talk him out of it,†Mel said, stepping in close and wearing a pout.

Liam had learned early on that the best way to deal with the flirting was to come right back just as strong. “Everything? I’ve been hearing this promise about wardrobe malfunctions all this time, and I’ve never seen it happen.â€

“Well, maybe you’re not paying close enough attention,†Mel countered.

Liam grinned and shot back, “Oh, I’m paying attention.â€

The ladies laughed, as did the truckers in line. Abbie said, “Damn, I’m going to miss this one.â€

“Won’t we all,†Mel agreed. “I should make you stay until the last second, but go ahead back to the office. I’ll be back in a minute to cash your last check for you.â€

“Thanks,†Liam said, and made his way to the employees only door. Once through the stockroom, he followed the long hallway past the break room, bathrooms, service rooms, and back to Mel’s office.

About the time he leaned against the wall next to the office door, Mel came through the door on the opposite end of the hall. She called out, “Be right there, honey,†before turning into the women’s bathroom.

Liam pulled out his phone and scrolled through some posts until he saw her emerge once more. Mel strutted his way with a smile on her face. Her every move was a performance – and a grand one. Her hips swayed, making her skirt dance, and her hands glided gracefully at her side. She glanced at him and twitched her eyebrows before unlocking the door.

“Have a seat, honey, and I’ll get you paid,†Mel said as she walked around her desk.

He closed the door – which automatically locked – sat down, and only then noticed that she had something in her hand. Whatever it was, she deposited it in a desk drawer before sitting down as well.

Mel turned on her computer, clicked a few times, and then spun in her chair to access the safe behind her.

“We really are going to miss you,†she said while twisting the combination lock dial. “You did such a good job straightening up the back room when you started. Always on time. Never complained.†She paused, looked over her shoulder, and added, “Easy on the eyes.â€

Liam chuckled. “I’ll be sure to stop by whenever I’m back home.â€

“You’d better,†Mel said. She reached into the safe, counted out some cash, and then stood. She walked around her desk again, and held out the money with a flourish.

He instantly noticed that there was one more hundred dollar bill than he was expecting as he took the cash. He looked up at her with a question in his eyes.

“A little bonus,†Mel explained. “Wish it could be more, but you’ve earned it.â€

“Thanks. I really appreciate it,†Liam said. It was hardly insignificant, as it was about a quarter of his weekly pay.

“You’re welcome. Like I said, you earned it.†She then snapped her fingers and said, “You know, I actually do have something else for you.â€

He couldn’t help but grin as she turned and bent over her desk right in front of him. She was getting in one last tease. She slid open her desk drawer while he admired her butt, and the extra inch of leg her rising skirt revealed.

Then it kept rising. Liam stared in stunned amazement as the pleated cloth slid upward. Her rounded ass and bare-shaven pussy were right in front of him, less than a foot away, and they entranced him.

When the surprise wore off and he tore his eyes away from her folds, she was looking back over her shoulder, holding up her skirt with one hand, and the thong she’d retrieved from her desk in the other. She let her panties fall back in the drawer, gave her ass a shake, straightened, and turned around.

“I did promise a wardrobe malfunction,†she said. “I keep my promises, honey.â€

Damn near forgot that I also finished the first draft of a story for the "Occupations" category at Lush called "Fill 'Er Up".  It's next in the editing queue after "Feather and Scale" as Les.

It was originally slated as a Lush-Only short, but it's over 4k words, and I haven't put out much at Lit this year, so I think I'm going to post it at least there.  A lot of my early RR stuff is about that length, so it won't be completely out of sync.  I think I'll go ahead and post it to SOL as well.  What the heck.  Haven't tested anything short there recently.

Just nailed down the basic framework of "At Heaven's Bate" this morning, too.  I was trying to come up with the right location for the story to work, and I have it.

Should be a lot coming out soon.